glasses.

Yesterday I went to the eye doctor.  Weirdly, one door over from my nazi gynecologist. What? you may ask. My Gynecologist is a middle aged german man (so probably not a nazi really, and for saying he is that I am sorry, but seriously wait for the rest of the information.) and at my appointment he gave me a pap smear and a pelvic exam. I am now a fervent believer in "if you dont have pap. you should never give a pap smear or a pelvic exam". Also his last name is Fure, which sounds a whole lot like "Fuhrer" and he chastised me a little bit. However I am sure he is a good doctor and I am not saying if you get assigned this particular doctor you should switch to someone else, I am just pointing out some fun little details from my last visit to this office which sprung to mind as I was waiting for my eye exam.

(supermassive close up of my supermassive pupils.)

In my exam I got a new prescription and got air blown in my eyes and got what felt like cayenne pepper water poured in them. This spicy liquid dilated my pupils so the doctor could see in the back of my eyeballs. Consequently my eyesight was fuzzy close up and actually far away too and my eyes didnt get back to their normal size until after Cory came home.Needless to say that was an interesting drive home. Aside: people never talk about the giant pupils and subsequent inability to focus ones eyes on anything in particular when arguing against driving under the influence. Also my eye doctor complemented my eyelashes. Think of all the eyelashes she sees every day!

Anyway I now have to pick new glasses. These were my favorites from the store there, but may or may not be the ones I actually buy.

Option one: interesting kind of stripey metaliclooking frames, cat eye.

option two: Kate Spade, metal frames, round, white in front, green on legs. 

(ps all sunglasses can be fitted with clear lenses.)

Option three: red cat eye.

(I think this is a funny photo. I am talking and that guy behind my shoulder is the glasses man giving me all sorts of terrible suggestions.)

Option four: tortise shell top half, olive green bottom half

(I like how you can see my monster pupils in the clear lenses.)

Option five:giant rounded cateye.

Option six: just get new lenses in my frames I have now.

option seven: find a store that sells either of the above two Ray Bans.

option eight: get these awesome bonlook glasses with magnetic mirrored shades.

So I am torn between all of them! I am kind of leaning towards getting option eight and new lenses in my old frames. But I do love those bottom Ray Bans. They are called "club master". I dont know.